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1 year ago on 9 September 2012 @ 2:22pm 2,417 notes
via  timberlatkes  (originally  happyendingsgifs)
1 year ago on 5 August 2012 @ 3:55pm 2,796 notes

mareluna3000:

Jane:”Is it possible that Max got maxed, huh?”
Max:”Okay, one, I love how you used my name as a verb. Big part of becoming a cultural icon, which you know is a goal of mine. Two, you shut your whore mouth!”

via  apriki  (originally  mareluna3000)
3 years ago on 31 May 2011 @ 11:13am 544 notes

You shut your whore mouth!

3 years ago on 12 May 2011 @ 10:27am 256 notes

lorishe09:

I guess I’ll also be awesome in a zombie attack

How to survive the zombie apocalypse, according to Max from Happy Endings.

3 years ago on 11 May 2011 @ 6:39pm 10 notes

duckieoverblane:

Dave: You should get that fixed.
Alex: It’s a total pain. Don’t worry, it’s not a ghost, had it checked.

via  duckieoverblane  (originally  duckieoverblane)
3 years ago on 11 May 2011 @ 6:29pm 57 notes

Not true of me, at all. :3

3 years ago on 11 May 2011 @ 2:08pm 73 notes
via  ashleyjacklyn  (originally  ashleyjacklyn)
3 years ago on 11 May 2011 @ 2:03pm 55 notes
3 years ago on 10 May 2011 @ 7:12pm 104 notes